You have a soccer team? I’m getting paid to shit all over you guys and your stupid fucking rock t-shirts of bands that no one gives a fuck about. Coming to you straight from the Rialto Square Theatre in Joliet, IL to your seat at home! Anyway, I don’t know. Would love your thoughts, please comment. Just one after another. That’s’ it I come out here with a fuckin gun right. Burr then spent his 12 minute set picking apart every thing about the city from its food, its sports teams, its icons, all while receiving boos from the audience. Be the first to rate this post. And I’m doin ALL FUCKING SEVEN. This doesn’t change anything. That’s all I got left. Comedian Bill Burr's SNL monologue addressed everything from coronavirus and being 'woke' to gay pride and cancel culture, noting he'd probably be 'canceled' after his opening jokes. You have no idea what it’s like to be me.” Trashing white guys. I got one first. Why don’t you fucking build something for Joe Frazier. With my SUV in my heated seats. Yes. That’s what you did. Don’t worry. Comedian Bill Burr has come under fire for his monologue on Saturday Night Live this week. He said things that we avoid talking about in … Transcript of the "Philadelphia incident" where comedian Bill Burr went on a 12-minute tirade attacking the audience after the previous act was heckled heavily by the crowd. Ploughing ahead. You fucking one bridge having piece of shit city that no one gives a fuck about. Somehow there’s another dick in there for you to suck. Fuckin boo me 9 hrs. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. New York is back, baby. Your accomplishments over the last few years. I hope there’s a line of all of you guys getting fuckin car jacked and they take out their big black dicks and they just shove them right in your fucking mouths. Sam Morril compares wearing a condom to doing volunteer work, wonders if murderers critique each other’s work and recalls befriending a vigilante in Cleveland. Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, Bill Burr. Yeah! I’m like, “What’s going on? It’s great. I still fuckin hate you people. Get the peep show back in Time Square, old people can walk safely 40 blocks away. Alright, that’s all my time. I’m gonna be the little observational comedian here. “Bill Burr's opening monologue is just obnoxious and misogynstic. I was here last year. Burr ripped cancel culture coming for John Wayne, white women hijacking the “woke movement,” gay pride month in New York and much more. This is probably the funniest SNL Monologue in a long time and it is no surprise that it offended the Twitter community. You fucking bunch of losers with your fucking cellphone pictures Fucking suck a dick. Comedian Bill Burr hosted Saturday Night Live last night (with Jack White filling in as musical guest after that country nobody Morgan Wallen was dropped for acting a COVID fool), and his opening monologue gave some a case of the cringes and others a case of of the slow claps. Bill Burr - SNL MonologueBill Burr snl#BillBurr #SNL #Monologue I had to buy a fuckin shirt for this shit. I would really enjoy blowing everbody’s fucking brains out. You bunch of fuckin cocks. Original source: https://www.wackbag.com/threads/bill-burr-tirade-a-transcript.51531/, Your email address will not be published. He goes, “It’s gay pride month.”And I was just like, “Oh!” Dude, you know when you’re just like, stuck in the matrix and you just can’t– [keeping his palm very close to his face.] Things went south when the tour came to the Philadelphia. Oh Fuck all you people you ya know what you fucking losers, I hope you all fucking die, and I hope those fucking Eagles never win the Superbowl. Bill Burr is exactly the comic we DON‘T NEED RIGHT NOW. Thank you. Is this what you want? I hope that bridge collapses onto your pathetic lives. So, I haven’t been in New York for about a year. Speaker Bill Burr: Thank you. What about not fucking interrupting me you jackass. You probably won’t even notice the fuckin difference. It ain’t ever fuckin happen. bill burr : white women, stop acting like white supremacy and racism and oppression is only something yt men benefit from , you are also complicit and have also benefitted yt women and some people on this forum : he's hurting my feelings , he's wrong So, thank you so much for coming out during these difficult times. That’s what I do. About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features The last two minutes is gonna be my rider for the rest of this fucking tour. Someone tell him calling women "bitches" isn't funny It's 2020. In his second comedy special for EPIX, Craig Ferguson puts his sometimes cheeky, always irreverent spin on universal topics from sex and drugs to rock & roll-including his hilarious experiences with Mick Jagger and Kenny G. Kevin Hart serves up laughs and brick oven pizza from the comfort of his home, and dishes on male group chats, sex after 40 and life with COVID-19. Yo – I’m seguewaying into my next joke. That’s not bad 12 minute rant. #billburr #snl It’s literally a dream come true. Viewers may know Burr for playing Patrick Kuby in Breaking Bad, although he has also fronted comedy podcast The Monday Morning Podcast since 2007. 0% body fat. You fucking assholes. That aint’ gonna work. Oh, Ricky took one in the chops. I SAID SUCK A DICK. SNL's Bill Burr / Jack White Monologue | Saturday Night Live SNL's Today 10/10/2020 I’m fucking trying to deal with this bullshit. You haven’t won a SuperBowl since they had facemasks. #SNL — Lori (@LoriAndJava) October 11, 2020 Bill Burr's opening monologue is just obnoxious and misogynstic. So anyways back to the joke. The one fuckin kid that would actually go to college in this fucking crowd. Bill Burr didn't hold back in his controversial opening " Saturday Night Live " monologue. Tank tops! BILL BURR: SNL MONOLOGUE (2020) – TRANSCRIPT Host Bill Burr does stand-up about the COVID-19 pandemic, cancel culture and the “woke” white women. Yeah. I broke the mic stand. © 2020 Scraps from the Loft. Actor Bill Burr has been slammed after giving a controversial Saturday Night Live opening monologue, in which he took on topics including cancel culture. You guys were phenomenal [Crowd Cheers] Oh no.. Maybe I wouldn’t have a bunch of cunts not fuckin paying attention 4 hours into a goddamn show. I hope he snaps both his fuckin ankles the first goddamn game. That’s great. You’re listening to the egg heads, the people who we all cheated off of in high school, right? The terrorists will never bomb you people ‘cause you’re fucking worthless and no one cares about you. Keep listening to them. You know? 4 minutes left To fuckin talk about you CUNTS. I like people who wear masks. Lol. Comedy is not for you. Let’s talk white women. Sir why are you screaming? All of yas…can line up with your Harold Carmichael fuckin jerseys, and one at a time you can all suck my dick. [He looks around for the camera, then he’s pointing at the camera.] Here's why. Bill Burr's opening monologue is just obnoxious and misogynstic. … Roland Gabriel running around without a fuckin helmet. Your fucking Rush T-Shirts that say I beat the shit out of my girlfriends. Bunch of fucking losers. And then somebody gives you that little nugget of information that just pulls it back? CLEARLY it was the first Bill Burr experience for some people. By the time the 12 minute set (which Burr counted down every passing minute) was over, much of the crowd gave the comedian a standing ovation. Fall out of one of those piece of shit buildings. Play the fucking records. 1 month ago I heard some rumblings that this was some ghastly meltdown or highly controversial. 52 fuckin hours into a show. Do they even fuckin exist anymore? into a fuckin show. Things went south when the tour came to the Philadelphia. In 2006 Bill Burr and many of the regular comedians of The Opie & Anthony Show were on The Traveling Virus Comedy Tour, hitting large venues around the nation. It had to happen. And all of a sudden it went off the rails like, “Oh! Does it really have to come to this? Dude, black people were actually enslaved, they get February. That night Burr became the tamer of unruly audiences and earned an incredible amount of respect from comedians and working class audiences that now adore him. All of you. I’ve never heard so much complaining in my life from white women. Bunch of goddamn pansies. - LinkedIn And then somehow white women swung their Gucci booted feet over the fence of oppression and stuck themselves at the front of the line. It’s gonna be amazing. All of you go fuck yourselves in your own assholes. Goddamn lawn seats. This is probably the funniest SNL Monologue in a long time and it is no surprise that it offended the Twitter community. All of you mother fuckers. Bring Tug McGraw back from the dead you fucking jackasses. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. [boos] Bill Burr's opening monologue on 'SNL' draws praise, backlash on social media Burr’s opening monologue tackled everything from anti-maskers to cancel culture, from wokeness to … How about you hook them up with July? How did they get all the June? You got fuckin Joe Frazier is from there but he’s black so you can’t fuckin deal with him, so you make a fucking statue for some 3 ft fuckin Italian you stupid philly cheese-eatin fucking jackasses. All rights reserved. It’s about you. Thank you very much. It's 2020. Look at this. How stupid is that cancel thing? Fucking assholes. That’s a little long, don’t you think? You can’t see shit. You don’t know who the fuck he is. Went to the Banana Republic, picked a 20 dollar shirt off the rack. I had a great time with Judd Apatow, Pete Davidson and all the guys. And Twitter took the bait. Shall we? God I hope mass aids, full blown, like fuckin you get weak as you walk to your fuckin car and you just pass out and they just find you next to your ’83 Fucking Monte Carlo with gravel imbedded into the fuckin side of your bald ass fuckin head. Suck a dick. Thank you. 7 MINUTES left. I really hope all of you run into all those black people that you love so much here in Camden. Just to refresh your memory, the ‘woke’ movement was supposed to be about people of color not getting opportunities, things that they deserve, finally making that happen. And I hadn’t been here for like, 13 years and I immediately noticed how extra crowded this city was. Huh. I hope the glass gets fuckin into your fuckin shoulder blades and then I see you afterwards “Hey how’s it going” [simulates slapping a good friend in the back] Enjoy the fuckin show? It's 2020. OK. Everyone’s chained to their fuckin chairs and just start blowing your fucking brains out. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. I was shooting a movie. What else what else. You’re all gonna get fuckin cancer which is fantastic because all your fucking heads are shaved anyway no one’s even gonna notice. This is probably the funniest SNL Monologue in a long time and it is no surprise that it offended the Twitter community. The Flyers. The full transcript of Bill’s monologue at the SNL is now available. It’s your decision. I’ll probably get canceled for doing that joke. Fuckin be up here talking about Hitler. Oh suck a dick. Also wtf is he talking about white women? Fucking Rocky is your hero. They’re literally running out of people to cancel. They’re going after dead people now. It's 2020. And this has always been a life long dream of mine to come here and host Saturday Night Live. What do you want? Rainbow flags. Suck a dick. Go fuck yourselves. I wish I was on his fuckin tour right now. Listen, I don’t want to speak ill of my bitches here, okay? These are equator people. I gotta tell you, the way white women somehow hijacked the ‘woke’ movement, generals around the world should be analyzing this. I hope somebody takes a fuckin beer stein and just slaps you in the back of your zit infested fucking shoulders and your awful man tits hang. Your email address will not be published. Booing Dom Irerra. There’s too many people. Thank you. who told bill burr he, a straight white man, should try to tackle homophobia and racism in the worst way possible in his snl monologue — ً (@wyattswoods) October 11, 2020 City of Brotherly Love. The next day somebody’s mopping up the 3 pounds of fucking brains that are actually left in this goddamn crowd. What brilliant shit are you gonna fuckin tell me? Your team should be selling cotton candy in the fucking instructional league. So, why don’t you shut up, sit down next to me and take your talking to. Bill Burr's opening monologue is just obnoxious and misogynstic. And then if you don’t wear a mask, that doesn’t bug me either. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. Larry the Cable Guy – Remain Seated (2020) – Transcript, Craig Ferguson: Just Being Honest (2015) – Transcript, Kevin Hart: Zero F**ks Given (2020) – Transcript, Sam Morril: I Got This (2020) – Transcript. Why don’t ya just get the fuckin Ice Capades down there you assholes. I don’t. Stand-up comic and former “Breaking Bad” actor Bill Burr has ignited a Twitter firestorm — for mocking everyone from white women to gays in his … I guess my grandparents were older. If you’re that dumb and you wanna kill your own family members, by all means, do it. I’d grab you buy the fuckin hair but you don’t have any. I got 4 minutes left. City started looking like a giant Bed Bath & Beyond, and then bam! However, Burr would not let the crowd get him like they did the previous acts and kept hammering the audience until some started to turn in his favor. And it was about that for about 8 seconds. Bill Burr came for Pride Month in his opening monologue for Saturday Night Live. I don’t know how they did it. I got your mothers. Have a good night. The month of June is gay pride month. I do 3 minutes. Some other shit-assed team that’s never gonna win a championship. Say it. I hope your mother has herpes in the center of her asshole and you go home tonight and lick it and get it on your tongue and some other horrific shit happens that involves cancer – all of you. Oh!” I didn’t know that. Bill Burr scores valid points on canceling the crop while trying to cancel ALL IN SIGHT. Jesus Christ the goddamn people on this show are givin me shit. The Netflix star referred to white women as his “bitches” while claiming … Each and every one of you and somehow they just keep repeatedly cumming right in your fucking eyeballs, so that it builds up so much that your eyes fucking crust over. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. With your red candy-striped faggot fuckin uniforms. Two guys kissing. You people are on goddamn acid. “My life is so hard. He was born in 1907. I just blow all your fuckin brains out. It’s like, god did that 40 years ago. Just keep making the cookies.” Yeah. Getting booed by people sittin in the fucking grass. Bill Burr's SNL monologue was funny and appropriate. Bill Burr's "SNL" opening monologue received mixed reactions, but the comedian's fans were already prepared for his blunt comedic style. Weekend Update: Brett Kavanaugh and Dr. Ford Testify: Season 44 Episode 1, Weekend Update on the Government Shutdown, SNL Transcripts: Tom Brady: 04/16/05: Tom Brady’s Falafel City, SNL Transcripts: Chris Pratt: 09/27/14: NFL on CBS. everything’s just pressed up, you can’t see anything. Bunch of goddamn fucking losers. This is right here is the theme of my set – a broken mic stand. What’s with all these people here?” And he was just like, “Oh, no, no. Dude I think he can win! Someone tell him calling women "bitches" isn't funny #SNL I’m gonna finish my set by takin this mic stand base like a fuckin disc. For a group of people that were never enslaved? You’re gonna get fired for coming to work too late cause they’re not gonna notice that you have fucking bone marrow cancer. Everybody’s shivering. There’s gay black people, they can celebrate from June 1st, July 31st, 61 days of celebrating. Original air date: October 10, 2020 Host Bill Burr does stand-up about the COVID-19 pandemic, cancel culture and white Wearing a grey face covering, the 52-year-old comedian hosted the second episode of … Listen. Throw out some topics Let’s talk about heart disease, something you’re all gonna fuckin die of. Thank you so much. Yeah, the audience isn't full of Bill Burr fans like a normal show he would do. “Remain Seated,” his latest solo special, will show you why this Grammy nominated, multi-platinum recording artist, and Billboard award winner is at the top of his game. Go back to the dock and unload some shit. They’re all up in arms. who told bill burr he, a straight white man, should try to tackle homophobia and racism in the worst way possible in his snl monologue — ً (@wyattswoods) October 11, 2020 Me listening to Bill Burr again, let me say this, there's absolutely no need to call white women bitches, because I rock with at least 47% of white women. Maybe you’ll win another one. Dave Chappelle. I figure anyone who gets into an SNL taping is connected some how and there for the experience. Never passed the fuckin 8th grade. It’s Pride month.” And I’m like, “What’s that?” I’m 52. Fuck all of you. 2 to the back of the head. You and your fuckin Donovan McNabb shirt. I never heard of it, right? It aint’ ever happening. What the fuck am I gonna do at this point. Bill Burr had an amazing monologue on "Saturday Night Live." He ripped cancel culture coming for John Wayne and woke white women. “Did you hear what he said in that interview in Playboy in 1970? You guys all look like surgeons with your masks on. New York is back. I hate this fuckin city. I really hope that happens. Ah! What do you think about that? 6 Minutes left and I will be selling my CD after this shit you mother fuckers [CHEERS] and the only way one you’re getting one is if I throw one at your fuckin stupid heads. NEW! What do you want me to talk about. You guys were here man. One said, “The outrage over bill burr’s SNL monologue just proves that y’alls sense of humor is officially extinct in 2020.” One critiqued, “Bill Burr was the absolute worst monologue ever - I turned off the @nbcsnl show. Bill Burr: Snl Monologue (2020) – Transcript November 5, 2020 Host Bill Burr does stand-up about the COVID-19 pandemic, cancel culture and the "woke" white women. Bunch of pussies. Thank you. Remember that had that whole season when they wore the slacks. Take out your grandparents. I hope the cheese melts your faces off. Fun isn’t it. I don’t care. Bunch of racist fucking morons. I’m like, “Some people not using safe sex and making all these babies?” So, I finally walked up to this old New York door guy and I was just like, “Dude, what’s going on? Yeah, had a great time. And I’m gonna laugh at your fucking funerals which is gonna be great. White women, you’re amazing. We got a great show for you guys everybody. All of you collectively SUCK a FUCKIN DICK. Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. I hate the way you eat with your little shitty ass subway. Yes. Sun goes down at 4 in the afternoon. Larry the Cable Guy is back to Git R Done. Ploughing ahead, let’s talk white women here. But let’s go back in history here, okay? Go fuck yourselves. View all posts by Don Roy King. Amazing. That’s good. I hope you all get in your Ford Focuses and fucking drive off the side of that faggot ass Ben Franklin bridge. I hope you go 0-15. Partly because he was actually quite funny and partly because he made it through the gauntlet and didn’t back down. Stand-up comic and former “Breaking Bad” actor Bill Burr has ignited a Twitter firestorm — for mocking everyone from white women to gays in his first “Saturday Night Live’’ monologue. Like, “Why is it so crowded?” “It’s gay pride month.” “Oh! Alright? You won one fucking world series since 1880. Just listened to Bill Burr's opening monologue on SNL, then checked the Bill Burr hashtag on Twitter. Read the transcript of Bill Burr stand-up monologue at the Saturday Night Live in October 2020. Does it really have to come to this people? That’s what these people sounded like.” You never talk to your grandparents and brought up the wrong subject? You got a fuckin ping pong team? That’s a fucking record. You fuckin jackasses. [applause] Thank you. The only thing that’s gonna give it away is me laughing at you in the fucking background. You’re in the front row, you dumb fuck. Didn’t have that when I was a kid. Fucking standing backstage for 3 hours to get booed by this GED fuckin stupid-ass piece of shit fuckin crowd. I hope I hit a baby in the fuckin head. Give them the sun for 31 days. Stops you from reproducing. That’s what you did. Someone tell him calling women 'bitches' isn't funny,” wrote one commenter on Twitter. They’re trying to cancel John Wayne. You are this high above New Orleans. He’s not here. Alright listen I’m out of time. The universe has to balance itself. You keep it simple. Jack White is here. Bunch of fucking losers. Huh? I have a little fuckin cane now. You bunch of faggots. Right? I wanna thank you guys for having me. Fucking goddamn losers. I don’t know. Please stick around, we’ll be right back. FEMA would never show up for you fuckin’ assholes. You guys stood by us toxic white males through centuries of our crimes against humanity, you rolled around in the blood money and occasionally when you wanted to sneak off and hook up with a black dude, if you got caught you said it wasn’t consensual. Makes me feel comfortable that you’re wearing masks. Take out your weak cousin with the asthma. I don’t know. Nobody wants to go on the parade. When the artist before him was booed off the stage, Burr decided to go on the offensive. Suck a fuckin dick. They get 28 days of overcast weather. We lost our edge there for a minute. The full transcript of Bill’s monologue at the SNL is now available here. From the jump, the unruly Philly crowd set the tone of the night by booing the first comedian off the stage and then proceeded to give hell to all other comedians on the bill. It had to happen. No one gives a shit. You all gonna go see Rocky 19. That’s the first time I said cunt. Fucking warehouse working, weed smoking, fucking disappointment to your mother. Grandma! The reaction to what he said undergirds white supremacy. And I was getting all claustrophobic. I’m fuckin standing here. The whole pride of your city is built around a fuckin guy who doesn’t even exist. Bill Burr Plows Ahead in SNL Monologue Charu Sinha 10/11 /2020 FDA promises no corners were cut in the quick OK of 1st U.S. COVID-19 vaccine Virgin Galactic aborts test in … Bill Burr Tackles Cancel Culture For His ‘SNL’ Debut, While ‘The Fly’ Has Jim Saturday marked his first time hosting SNL, and it's fair to say it's divided opinion. I come out here with a fuckin gun, hollow tip bullets, and I just start fuckin shooting people. That fuckin pussy team. Host Bill Burr does stand-up about the COVID-19 pandemic, cancel culture and white women.Saturday Night Live. Fuck all you motherfuckers and fuck the Flyers. 7 Mother fucking minutes left. Can you believe that?” It’s like, “Yeah. 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